Just dumb things I like.Tumblr (3.0; @jemaleddin)http://jemaleddin.com/<a href="http://www.readwriteweb.com/archives/facebook_wants_to_be_your_one_true_login.php">Facebook Login</a>: <p>“I want to do is log in, this sucks!!!!!!” </p>http://jemaleddin.com/post/384630952http://jemaleddin.com/post/384630952Thu, 11 Feb 2010 20:09:58 -0500<p><a href="http://kellyoxford.tumblr.com/post/381833828/heres-the-part-where-i-tease-you-about-snow-in-america">kellyoxford</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>America likes to come off as such a badass country, and we all LOVE that you guys do it. We need our “tough guy” BUT REMEMBER- by making these storms (which are normal for a lot of other countries) into national events you look like you are pussies.</p> </blockquote> <p>I don’t think you know what you’re talking about, so I’ll educate you:</p> <p>The Baltimore-Washington Metro area is home to about 8 million people. That’s about a quarter of the population of Canada, and twice the population of Canada’s biggest city, Toronto.</p> <p>We get an average of 12 inches of snow a year. Toronto gets about 52 inches a year. When all is said and done, we’ll have that much in less than a week.</p> <p>But let’s really give you the full picture: 20% of children in Washington and Baltimore are living below the poverty line. Washington and Baltimore have the first and second highest rates of AIDS infection among American cities. These are seriously poor cities facing incredible challenges the likes of which you can’t imagine.</p> <p>With that in mind: you expect that we’ll dig out from getting a whole year’s worth of Toronto’s snow in a matter of days or we’re “pussies”?</p> <p>Go fuck yourself. Seriously. Take your immature, uninformed little brain, and stick it firmly up your ass.</p> <p>And the same goes for all of you morons that “liked this.”</p>http://jemaleddin.com/post/382213386http://jemaleddin.com/post/382213386Wed, 10 Feb 2010 14:03:48 -0500<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxdgoz0l5E1qz6ybno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.beaucoupkevin.com/blog/this-is-a-tiny-game-piece-that-features-aquamans-wife-vomiting-blood/2010/02/02/">This is a tiny game piece that features Aquaman’s wife vomiting acid blood.</a></p>http://jemaleddin.com/post/372357105http://jemaleddin.com/post/372357105Fri, 05 Feb 2010 09:10:11 -0500<p><a href="http://indefensible.me/post/323758678/its-twenty-ten-not-two-thousand-ten">indefensible</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://jemaleddin.com/post/323440662/its-twenty-ten-not-two-thousand-ten">jemaleddin</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://indefensible.me/post/322817243/its-twenty-ten-not-two-thousand-ten">indefensible</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>(via <a href="http://toomuchnick.com/">nickdouglas</a>)</p> <p>It’s “two thousand <i>and</i> ten”. The extra syllables are all that separate us from the savages.</p> </blockquote> <p>You only say “and” between the counting numbers and fractional amounts. “Two thousand ten and twenty-five one hundredths.”</p> <p>It’s being pedantic that separates us from the savages.</p> </blockquote> <p>Good lord but you’re a staggering cock.</p> </blockquote> <p>Man, when that guy is right, he’s <b>right</b>.</p>http://jemaleddin.com/post/323990361http://jemaleddin.com/post/323990361Fri, 08 Jan 2010 18:06:26 -0500<p><a href="http://indefensible.me/post/322817243/its-twenty-ten-not-two-thousand-ten">indefensible</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>(via <a href="http://toomuchnick.com/">nickdouglas</a>)</p> <p>It’s “two thousand <i>and</i> ten”. The extra syllables are all that separate us from the savages.</p> </blockquote> <p>You only say “and” between the counting numbers and fractional amounts. “Two thousand ten and twenty-five one hundredths.”</p> <p>It’s being pedantic that separates us from the savages.</p>http://jemaleddin.com/post/323440662http://jemaleddin.com/post/323440662Fri, 08 Jan 2010 10:19:10 -0500<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvw4xht8FA1qz4udco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://bullshit.tumblr.com/post/321920697/emptyage-carl-sagans-apple-pie-recipe-shit">bullshit</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.emptyage.com/post/321914414/carl-sagans-apple-pie-recipe">emptyage</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Carl Sagan’s Apple Pie Recipe</p> </blockquote> <p>Shit, I’m out of universe, can I borrow a cup from someone?</p> </blockquote>http://jemaleddin.com/post/321955624http://jemaleddin.com/post/321955624Thu, 07 Jan 2010 14:40:54 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvqhtuNLKA1qz6ybno1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.thegoodatheist.net/2009/12/teabagging-4-jesus/"> Teabagging 4 Jesus! | The Good Atheist </a></p>http://jemaleddin.com/post/316592530http://jemaleddin.com/post/316592530Mon, 04 Jan 2010 12:56:17 -0500<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvdkipIrIm1qz6ybno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>via <a href="http://andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com/.a/6a00d83451c45669e20120a77d19db970b-800wi">andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com</a></p>http://jemaleddin.com/post/304719261http://jemaleddin.com/post/304719261Mon, 28 Dec 2009 13:25:36 -0500<a href="http://www.comicsalliance.com/2009/12/01/kants-critique-of-aesthetic-judgment-superhero-comics/">Kant's 'Critique of Aesthetic Judgment' Explained by Superhero Comics in 5 Minutes</a>http://jemaleddin.com/post/267907355http://jemaleddin.com/post/267907355Thu, 03 Dec 2009 13:19:05 -0500<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kto4tbmRGx1qz6ybno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://probablybadnews.com/2009/11/25/funny-news-headlines-breaking-news-193-is-the-new-100/">Breaking News: 193% Is The New 100%</a></p>http://jemaleddin.com/post/256943732http://jemaleddin.com/post/256943732Wed, 25 Nov 2009 09:12:47 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/mKKKgua7wQk&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/mKKKgua7wQk&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://blogs.suntimes.com/ebert/findings-of-larry-j-kolb-inter.html">Roger Ebert’s Journal: Roger Ebert: October 2009 Archives</a></p>http://jemaleddin.com/post/254273279http://jemaleddin.com/post/254273279Mon, 23 Nov 2009 07:12:45 -0500““We apply the same test to photographs of any public figure, male or female: does the image convey what we are saying? That is a gender-neutral standard.””<br/><br/> - <em><a href="http://blog.newsweek.com/blogs/thegaggle/archive/2009/11/17/official-statement-on-newsweek-s-sarah-palin-cover.aspx">Official Statement on NEWSWEEK’s Sarah Palin Cover </a>[If what they’re saying is that she’s a moron and a liar only known for her looks, this picture seems to work.]</em>http://jemaleddin.com/post/249603029http://jemaleddin.com/post/249603029Thu, 19 Nov 2009 07:56:31 -0500“1. Put a bag of flour in the fridge and two sticks of butter in the freezer. Go gloat about your superiority and complain about how hard you’re working and smoke or read for a little while.”<br/><br/> - <em><a href="http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/stop-being-a-wuss-how-to-make-pie-crusts">Stop Being a Wuss: How To Make Pie Crusts the Easy Way</a></em>http://jemaleddin.com/post/248763659http://jemaleddin.com/post/248763659Wed, 18 Nov 2009 15:35:58 -0500<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktbbhppVLs1qz6ybno1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://putthatback.com/2009/11/17/this-is-what-they-call-help/">This Is What They Call Help? | Put That Back</a></p> <p>DO NOT WANT.</p>http://jemaleddin.com/post/248556957http://jemaleddin.com/post/248556957Wed, 18 Nov 2009 11:08:00 -0500<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="225" data="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=7332520&server=vimeo.com&fullscreen=1&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF"><param name="quality" value="best" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="scale" value="showAll" /><param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=7332520&server=vimeo.com&fullscreen=1&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF" /><embed src="http://www.vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=7332520&server=www.vimeo.com&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF&fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="225"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><p><a href=”http://vimeo.com/7332520”>Fedor! Oh Fedor!</a> from <a href=”http://vimeo.com/allelbows”>All Elbows</a>. Greatest MMA video OF ALL TIME.</p></p>http://jemaleddin.com/post/227888538http://jemaleddin.com/post/227888538Fri, 30 Oct 2009 08:41:29 -0400“2 million nationwide? In a country of only 20 million? Let’s say half the population is either under 18 or over 60. That means that one in five working age Australians is ‘abusing’ cocaine.”<br/><br/> - <em><p><a href="http://indefensible.me/post/205368161/with-more-than-2-million-cocaine-abusers">Indefensible: With more than 2 million cocaine abusers…</a></p> <p>So 1 in 5 working age Australians are, in the words of my wife, “arrogant, pushy assholes”? Seems low to me.</p></em>http://jemaleddin.com/post/205494181http://jemaleddin.com/post/205494181Mon, 05 Oct 2009 21:29:49 -0400<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kqqy83Iufc1qz6ybno1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.designspongeonline.com/2009/05/the-green-space-travel-case-goodbye-to-you.html">Design*Sponge » Blog Archive » The Green Space Travel Case + Goodbye to you</a></p>http://jemaleddin.com/post/200277455http://jemaleddin.com/post/200277455Tue, 29 Sep 2009 15:02:25 -0400<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kqoxeobn3i1qzzl8go1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://bullshit.tumblr.com/post/199314857/illtumblrforyou-mathew-mcconaughey-cant-stand">bullshit</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://illtumblrforyou.tumblr.com/post/199291966/mathew-mcconaughey-cant-stand-on-his-own">illtumblrforyou</a>:</p> <blockquote><a title="Permanent Link to Mathew McConaughey can’t stand on his own">Mathew McConaughey can’t stand on his own </a></blockquote> </blockquote>http://jemaleddin.com/post/199335446http://jemaleddin.com/post/199335446Mon, 28 Sep 2009 13:52:04 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kqj0cpulxa1qz6ybno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://kottke.org/09/09/is-cropping-a-photo-lying">Is cropping a photo lying?</a></p>http://jemaleddin.com/post/196566064http://jemaleddin.com/post/196566064Fri, 25 Sep 2009 08:07:37 -0400<object id="flashObj" width="400" height="221" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=9,0,47,0"><param name="movie" value="http://c.brightcove.com/services/viewer/federated_f9/29650554001?isVid=1&publisherID=293884104" /><param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF" /><param name="flashVars" value="videoId=41728494001&linkBaseURL=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.time.com%2Ftime%2Fvideo%2Fplayer%2F0%2C32068%2C41728494001_1925792%2C00.html&playerID=29650554001&domain=embed&" /><param name="base" value="http://admin.brightcove.com" /><param name="seamlesstabbing" value="false" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="swLiveConnect" value="true" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><embed src="http://c.brightcove.com/services/viewer/federated_f9/29650554001?isVid=1&publisherID=293884104" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" flashvars="videoId=41728494001&linkBaseURL=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.time.com%2Ftime%2Fvideo%2Fplayer%2F0%2C32068%2C41728494001_1925792%2C00.html&playerID=29650554001&domain=embed&" base="http://admin.brightcove.com" name="flashObj" width="400" height="221" seamlesstabbing="false" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" swliveconnect="true" allowscriptaccess="always" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.time.com/time/video/player/0,32068,41728494001_1925792,00.html">Ze Frank Throws a Tea Party</a> </p>http://jemaleddin.com/post/195932300http://jemaleddin.com/post/195932300Thu, 24 Sep 2009 13:42:53 -0400