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Just dumb things I like.

Nov 18
Jared is now wearing men’s shoes and men’s glasses. That’s a big head and big feet. I think I know where to look for gloves.

“Sparkle and Fade” is an EXCELLENT album, and anyone who says otherwise is itchin’ for a fight.

Crap - back to 100 kilos. Where’d I leave my willpower?

The Definition of a Slow News Day: Who you tryin’ ta mess with ese? Don’t you know Mena’s loco? The Definition of a Slow News Day: Who you tryin’ ta mess with ese? Don’t you know Mena’s loco?



Nov 17
I just gave “Through the Fire and Flames 4 stars. I giggle more at those lyrics than any of the comedy on my iPod.

Wait, chance of snow showers? What? In Maryland? In November?

Me: Let’s just focus on putting one foot in front of the other today. My Body: Yeah? Let’s make our ankle extra sore then.

“John Harris , was indicted for speaking scandalous Words relating to her late Majesty, viz. God d - n the Queen, she may kiss my A - se . The Evidence was a Constable, who swore, That the Prisoner came raving and swearing along the Street late at Night; and among others, us’d the Words in the Indictment; whereupon he thought it his Duty to secure him. It appear’d upon his Trial, that he was somewhat Lunatick, and had been under Cure for the same; whereupon he was acquitted .” Browse - Central Criminal Court [via Neil Gaiman]

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