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Jul 3

This tweet brought to you by Belkin: we ship wide-open access points, the neighborly thing to do. #paris

Wow the Germans are more annoying than the Americans when they’re liquored up. “Oh ya? Vot if I kall mein friends to march ova here?” #paris

The collection at Chantilly is tiny compared to a Parisian museum, but there’s a marble of a young girl that I found quite touching. #paris

We thought we had arrived at the Chateau Chantilly, but it was the stables. You will never live anywhere as nice as those horses did. #paris

Finally got almost 8 hours of sleep using my British Airways mask. So much daylight I keep wondering how the vampires could bear it. #paris

We had a picnic behind “Sylvie’s house” at Chateau Chantilly. I don’t know who she was, but she had statues of Bacchus and Ceres. #paris

The gendarmes were hassling the kids selling stuff in the streets. Screw the mini-Eiffels, but water for 1€? Leave those kids alone! #paris

Henry IV’s head always looks Photoshopped: as though they got a last minute comission and said, “Eh, he could have Hercules’ body.” #paris

You should go to Paris. Then you should take a trip to Chantilly on a weekday. Great chateau, no crowds. Bring wine for a picnic. #paris

Walked up to the second level of the Eiffel tower. Just like the first, but a better view of the Arc de Triomphe. Also? Super tiring. #paris

Just dumb things I like.